Well, for the second week in a row I didn't black out the night before, wake up next to a girl we named "Horse Face", and puke in the bathroom at work. In fact, the most I drank this week was last Saturday when we watched college football from 11 am to 4pm, Strikeforce (which I'm never watching again) from 4pm to 5pm, more college football, and finally EliteXC. We did take breaks in between to play in our band Pig Benis on XBOX 360. But enough about that, let's get to the questions.
Question 1: When's the Kimbo fight?
I can't wait to see if he's the real deal when he goes up against Shamrock or some fill in if Shamrook happens to pull out due to head sparring the day before. Actually, if you play the match in slow-mo you can actually see a fight. I did think it was weird when Kimbo was asked pre fight what his plan of attack was and he responded, "I'm gonna try to break his wrist with my forehead. It's all good though, holler atcha boy!" On fight replay, you can actually see Slice aimed too high and hit Petruzelli with his chin instead. Sorry, I got off on a tangent talking about this fight. Gina Carano is hot! Am I, and everyone else I've talked to, the only ones in love with this girl. I say she has hands down the best smile I've ever seen. Sorry, for the double question and now onto more serious questions.
The Next Question After Question 1: The Thunder?
The Seattle Supersonics (whatever the hell those are) are now going to be the Oklahoma City Thunder? The Thunder? Playoffs? We're talking about Thunder? How creative is that? It sounds like a WNBA team. What about the Bombers? I even designed their new logo for them (see below).
Question 3: Who's going to take the NFL?
I missed the morning games last Sunday due to the fact that the Kansas City/Carolina and Chicago/Detroit games bored me out of my mind. I was so bored that instead of watching the games, I chased three hot girls in a BMW X5 down Highway 101 to the next town, visited the local cemetery for the first time (it was beautiful and I have a great idea for my headstone), went to a polo match where my friends and I drank mint juleps and hit on proper girls, and then went urban riding. When I got back I realized there's no dominating team or even semi dominating teams like last year. The Cowboys started out the season looking like the team to beat. Then, they lost to the steaming hot Redskins and barely beat Cincinnati. Man, I really wanted to see Chad Johnson score a touchdown and kiss the Dallas star. Someone would've gone to jail. So now the two undefeated teams left are the Titans and the Giants? For some reason I can't bet any good amount of money that either of these teams will win the championship let alone only have 1 or 2 losses. I guess as of right now I would have to give it to the Giants. Although, I think the Rams are starting to come around.
Question 4: Are you for REAL?
We saw USC come back from the heartbreaking and possible National Championship ending loss to Oregon St. Florida along with QB Tim Tebow also probably had their National Championship and Heisman hopes destroyed when they followed suit and lost to good Ole' Miss. But there are still some contenders left. Oklahoma and Texas both had convincing wins that set up the "Match-up of the Century" or atleast of the weekend...or atleast one of the match-ups of the weekend (Florida vs. LSU has a small chance to take best game). Whatever team wins should atleast clinch a spot in the top 3 and set themselves up for a National Championship. Also at stake, the Heisman Trophy. The game features Sam Bradford (Ok) and Colt McCoy (Tx) who are number two and number three respectively in the ESPN Expert Heisman Poll. A solid outing by either of these two quarterbacks could catapult them into the number one spot ahead
of Missouri's Chase Daniels. The Florida/LSU game doesn't have the drama of the Oklahoma/Texas game, but a strong performance by Tim Tebow could put him back into the Heisman running.
Question 5: Due to the fact that Question 2 had 7 sub questions, my agent won't let me write a question 5. Enjoy all the good games this weekend and I'll talk to you all next Thursday. Holler atcha boy!
